Hello, ladies and gents to another episode of the Stupid Shit Deviant Art Says!
As always, me, your lovely hockey mask wearing host, will take you to a world of people writing cringey, idiotic or just straight out weird messages from around DA! It's gonna be fun!
Last time the DA admins gave me 7 violations, seems like they don't like freedom of speech.
Let's begin!

#1.

The Shakedown

So this guy makes a picture with a bunch of random people around DA comforting another user who apparently doesn't feel well.
Problem is that a lot of these people don't know this person apparently. Our creator of course responds to this with the clever words...
Shakes you? As in shaking you back and forth, or is this an earthquake thing? Does it even help? Aren't you just gonna leave people even more confused after shaking their brains?

Okay.

#2.

Horse Tits

I don't know how to respond to this.

#3.

Horses don't have hands to use cameras, silly.

I'm not sure what this was supposed to be, but it definetely ended super awkward. What a fucking attempt at hitting on someone's fictional horse character.
So congratulations. Not only do you suck at hitting on chicks. You suck at hitting on fictional horse chicks.
WHAT A MAN.
(Those avatars are edited in, before you guys start crying again.)

#4.

Good point.

So let me get this straight.
You completely denied this guy saying your name was Japenese, until someone else comes in and says it sounds Japanese?
And it's from a site called "Ninjafy your name"

NINJAS ARE FROM JAPAN FFS.

#5.

Too deep to ask.

Sorry, gotta drown my sorrows in angsty teen music, brb.




U-Uhm, sorry folks.
Let's just forget this and move on.

#6.

If the horrible doesn't work at first, use it again.

Seriously? Deviantfart? Lameart? Are you guys in kindergarden?
Scratch that, a kindergardener could come with better insults than that.

#7.

French kissing in public.

Love is a wonderful thing. Man meets woman. Man meets man. Woman meets woman.
It's wonderful, and it's a wonderful feeling in itself having that one person which means the world to you, it's a bless-wait, what do you me-Oh...

Alright, I'm pretty sure both of you are pretty young and don't seem to understand what the concept of love is.
I've seen your pictures and comment chains, and it's generally getting really disgusting at this point.  So let ol' uncle CrazyDane explain you a thing or two.
Being in love is great. Spurting your lovelife around on DA in the public is less great. It's your relationship, not DA's relationship.
You can make pictures containing each other, but making sexual pictures of you and your significant other and posting it to a public website is just weird and attention craving.
And if your relationship is based on how others see you, then it's not gonna work out, kids.

That was another episode of SSDAS!

I will see you same time, same place next week, folks!

Have a good one!

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