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Hello ladies and gentlemen.
Boys and a girls.
And little Billy around the corner.
Fuck you Billy!
Welcome to the third installment of SSDAS!
We all already know what's gonna happen here, so let's get in gear!
#1. E-RP and a 100 other disgusting shit.
Here we have two people engaging in sexual intercourse in a comment section under a picture of a femscout doing fellatio on a Medic.
Listen, why do you guys need recognition for your fictional sex lives? You're allowed to do whatever E-RP shit you wanna do in private, but when you start plastering it in the public you're just being gross. You realize you're being gross, right?
Well, at least you know.
#2. Star Wars ruins "friendships"
A pony and an anime girl talk Star Wars.
I honestly have no words.
#3. Justice?
No wonder the justice system sucks balls.
Nobody knows how it works.
#4. Walks Sexy.
I'm sorry, I might not be up to date when it comes to the things that young people classify as "SEXY" but I must ask you how walking sexy looks like, as I'm pretty curious.
Does it look like this?
Or maybe like this?
Or like this?
Oh wait, wait! I got it now. It's like this, right?
Yeah, I nailed it. That is sexy.
#5. Ecks Dee.
I made this just for you.
Congratulations.
Don't you guys just love that? People that constantly use emoticons and try to sniff out other people's sex life.
Well except for the fact that the guy who's in the picture also plasters his sex life out in pictures constantly cause they want to be seen for having a girlfriend. No one cares.
There's nothing unique about you having a girlfriend. And you're using your relationship as an object to impress others around you.
Impressing kids in their early teens is not a cool thing and as I said last journal I will say this again. If your relationship is still based on this, then it's destined to fail.
Just like Michael's legs in this picture.
#6. Rules aren't really needed, are they?
So on the Garry's Mod group a person was very unhappy about some of the standards that we hold there and decided to tell the FOUNDER that the rules were unnecessary. Because if rules don't live up to the 10 minute shit you make it must be unnecessary, right?
Yeah, no. Let me give all of you an advice, just all of you in general.
If you make something and submit it to a group and an admin tells you it's not good enough because they have quality control, then your response should not be calling the rules unnecessary.
Your response should be fixing your shit and improving.
Don't be full of yourself, you self entitled dick.
T-T-T-That's all folks!
Remember to tune in the next time on SSDAS episode 4!
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SSDAS Issue #15: The Scourge of the E-RPers.
Ladies and gentlemen.
This is a very special edition of SSDAS today. We all know a tiny bit of E-RPers on this site.
Well, to our surprise, DA decided to finally take care of it these last months, and people are freaking out!
THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN!
#1. IT'S CHAOS!
IT'S PANIC. IT'S GLORIOUS
First of all, you are not the majority of the site, so you leaving will not hurt the site. You're not important.
Secondly, this entire thing is just about people roleplaying sex. Why are you so offended? It's clearly against the rules of the site, so why don't you just piss off?
No wait, we live in a world where everyone feels like they're owed som
SSDAS Issue #14 (By guest writer, Nylten.)
Today's episode is brought to you by ~Nylten (https://www.deviantart.com/nylten)
What a smelly willy,
let's see what she has to offer!
SSDAS Issue #13
A-A-A-AREEEEE YOU READY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF SSDAS?
Filled with RPs and really cringeworthy writing?!
No?
TOO BAD, HERE IT IS!
#1. Horse Tits
Oh, you're wondering what this is? It's a dude who made a picture of a MLP anthro showing her tits.
Yeah, this person is now RPing away fictional horse tits. I'll just let you read it all.
DEATH
#2. Well then.
Well, this is some cheesy shit, but not too bad, right?
Oh, it looks like they're learning. They're secretly RPing now to avoid bans, that's good. Either way, what's the master answer of the other guy?
#3. TREVOR PHILLIPS
This is more funny than anything else.
"Okay
SSDAS IS CANCELLED FOR THIS WEEK.
This week was boring, got no content for you fellas, and my sources are gay anime lovers who didn't bring me anything good.
!DillyDong (https://www.deviantart.com/dillydong) should suck me off.
This is the end
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Gee, is it really that big of a problem just because me and Hero don't know how the justice system works?
Let me just ask this. Is the most slightest and most minor imperfections that are not really worth complaining about enough to bring your blood to a boil? That's a yes or no question.
Let me just ask this. Is the most slightest and most minor imperfections that are not really worth complaining about enough to bring your blood to a boil? That's a yes or no question.